Sep 22, 2015

Gint-a-Cuffs VII Packs 21-24-The Finale

And so this journey ends as it begins, with a pile of wrappers staring up at the sky, filled with cards, and taking on the world.  It has been a fun march to mediocrity: there were laughs, tears, and the occasional sportswriter penning odes to the sport.  Join me now as we say farewell to the 7th incarnation of Gint-a-Cuffs.  May you haunt me forevermore.

Pack 21

Mini SP 312 Cole +3
Starting Points 87 Beltre +2 +2 FP
203-Wright +2 FP
108-Fielder +2 FP

This box had more Adrian Beltre cards than of any other player.....
Pack Total: 11

Pack 22

Full Size Relic Frank Caliendo +6
Mini A&G Back 215 Votto +2 +3 FP
Ancient Armory 11 Claymore +2

I like the non-sport relics, but I like to mix it up in the box......
Pack Total: 13

Pack 23

162-Rizzo +2 FP
What Once Would Be 9 Vacuum Tube Trains +2
Mini 10 Granderson

I had a vacuum tube train at my old job; it didn't work......
Pack Total: 4

Pack 24

Mini 124 Peterson
Starting Points 13 H.Ramirez +2
245-Howard +1 FT +2 FP

Hanley Ramirez has come full circle in his career as has this competition around the drain......
Pack Total: 5

Total Total: 147

Sep 20, 2015

Gint-a-Cuffs VII Packs 17-20

Here we are, reaching the dog days of the competition.  At this point, there is a sort of fatigue as the hot weather wears down even the best on my roster.  They look up at the standings and see that they're barely in the wild card race and can stay in only if they come up with a credible enough musical montage.  With less than 100 points through 2/3 of the box, they may be singing Muddy Waters.  We need a new injection of talent, a new way of thinking in the Gint-a-Cuffs owner's box to get through the season of quirkiness.  Is it possible to get the influence of 19th century players to help out?

Pack 17

293-Ar. Ramirez
Framed Mini Autograph Archie Bradley +7
Mini A&G Back 154 Castillo +2
Great Scott 9 Fingerprints +2

Framed autographs are always a special pull: on-card, nicely presented......

Pack Total: 11

Pack 18

Starting Points 100 Werth +2
Full Size Buyback 2012 Heath Bell +3
Mini 45 C.Owings
119-Scheer -1

Jayson Werth started on Toronto, I did not know that.....I also didn't know what a Paul Scheer was....

Pack Total: 4

Pack 19

Mini 222-Polanco
Menagerie of the Mind 6 Pegasus +2

Do you know what I miss?  Gint-a-cuffs point inflation?  Why are there no more base set SPs, just for the game....

Pack Total: 2

Pack 20

250-Tanaka -1
Ancient Armory 12 Shuriken +2
Mini Black Border 185 Malzahn +3
1-Bumgarner +2 FP

Shuriken is not from shuri or ken, discuss amongst yourselves......

Pack Total:6

Pack Total: 114

Sep 19, 2015

Gint-a-Cuffs VII Packs 13-16

Gint-a-Cuffs is like the weather.  It can run hot, it can run cold, it can run you ragged.  As each card peeks out from behind the next, its visage taunts you with each recognition that it will not yield you points.  Those smiles are mischievous, ironic, and altogether unwelcome set against the anticipatory joy of ripping open packs.  But sometimes, sometimes, there are moments when you think to yourself that it is all worth it as the points pile up and the personal collection is burgeoning with plenty.  Do not judge me lest Gint-a-cuffs judges us all.

Pack 13

273-Hamels +4 My FP! +1 FT
111-Betances -1
What Once Was Believed 4 The Four Classical Elements +2
Mini Black Border 176 Niese +3

Mixed emotions as the Hamels card made an appearance, but 5 point base card wins the emotionals balance!

Pack Total: 9

Pack 14

Starting Points 30 Price +2
Mini A&G Back 96 Hudson +2
138-Pineda -1

There are some years where I think it would be fun to try my hand at the code and then I read the solutions and realize that I work with liquids (and as my brother would tell me a giant spoon) and not cyphers.

Pack Total: 3

Pack 15

Starting Points 39 Kershaw +2
Mini Flag Back 318-Gattis 25/25 +8

First #/25 mini ever from Allen&Ginter in 9 years of opening boxes!

Pack Total: 10

Pack 16

135-Teixeira -1
What Once Would Be 8 Mail Via Parachute +2
112- Buck 65
Mini First Ladies 15 Mary Lincoln +2

What ever happened to Joe Mauer?  Didn't he used to be a favorite player of someone?

Pack Total: 3

Total Total: 91

Sep 10, 2015

Gint-a-Cuffs VII: Packs 9-12: Halftime

I realize you read the title and probably thought that I would provide a halftime show.  I did contract out a marching band followed by a Beatles cover band, but then I realized that blogs don't have microphones.  I also only have enough instruments at home for a 3 person marching band, and that wouldn't be any fun to watch.  So, instead we get some commentary from "The Other World's Talking Heads" as recorded at the conclusion of this pack opening.

Talking Head 1 (TH1):  After 12 packs of intense opening, sorting, and point checking, Dan is coming up short in many facets of the game.

Talking Head (TH2): I agree with you, TH1, he is clearly struggling, especially in the mini card area.  The points are just not there to be had.

TH1:  Also, where are these so-called hits that he keeps on promising the viewers.  The only hits I see are to his chances as he falls further down the scoreboard. Am I right or am I right?

TH2: You are right, and even moreso, you are right.  What can Dan do to turn this thing around?

TH1:  Well, I see only one recourse.  He must be more accepting of his fate.

I think I should fire these guys........

Pack 9

Mini First Ladies 8 Letitia Tyler +2
Starting Points 94 Jose Reyes +2
144-Belt +2 FP

Letitia Tyler was one of three first ladies to pass away while her husband was President.......

Pack Total: 6

Pack 10

Mini 234 Cuddyer
Starting Points 65 Franco +1 FT +2
297-Magna Carta +1
27-Franco +1 FT

Two Franco cards in one pack made me feel like the world is my oyster and Gint-a-Cuffs is my gummy bear....whatever that means.
Pack Total: 5

Pack 11

Mini 125-Aoki
Great Scott 1 X-Ray Diffraction +2
Relic Zach Lowe +6

That is not at all what X-ray diffraction looks like from what I've experienced.....

Pack Total: 8

Pack 12

Starting Points 21 Chapman +2
Mythological Menaces 6 Wisakedjak +2

I was first introduced to Wisakedjak as Whiskey Jack in one of my favorite books ever, American Gods by Neil Gaiman.....
Pack Total: 4

Total Total: 66

Do I get to offer up my gauntlet in submission yet?

Sep 7, 2015

Gint-a-Cuffs VII Packs 5-8

You know that poem "The Road Not Taken" by Robert Frost?  I think opening a box for Gint-a-Cuffs is just like that.  Two paths can be chosen, a good pack or a bad pack.  If you choose the bad pack, the only thing to blame is yourself as superstitious circumstances are dictated by the way you choose. The pack itself is not of its own mind and can only have contents that are finalized upon the opening.  Of course, if you think about it, it's really all about being in a yellow wood in the first place.  Then, there would be no packs at all.  The poem may not reference this at all, I think I had too much coffee. It's time to stop dawdling and choose a path....

Pack 5
164-Beltre +2 FP
Menagerie of the Mind 9 Hydra +2
Mini 82- Pompey

I already feel like I should be changing my favorite team to the Blue Jays for this competition.....

Pack Total: 4

Pack 6
Ancient Armory 17 Trident +2
World Beneath Our Feet 6 Monarch Butterfly +2

Two deposed closers in one pack=win......

Pack Total: 4

Pack 7
Full Size Buyback 2011 Weaver +3
Starting Points 5 Freeman +2
Mini 311 Brantley +3
308 Freese
218 Rodon

Full-size buybacks look weird and out of place, especially 2011....

Pack Total: 8

Pack 8
Mini A&G Back 238 Gordon +2
Ancient Armory 10 Flanged Mace +2

Carlos Gonzalez has had the largest jump in OPS from the 1st to 2nd half that I remember since 2014.....

Pack Total: 4

Total Total: 43

Sep 6, 2015

Gint-a-Cuffs VII: Packs 1-4+Box Topper

This is going to be my 7th consecutive time participating in the theater of opening up an Allen&Ginter hobby box for points and lack of glory.  As of this writing, I've only opened half the box, and there are a few things that stand out over the years.

1. The box itself is getting smaller and smaller each year.  It used to be a sturdy construction, now it feels like a mid-90s Score box in size and shape.
2.  The cards themselves feel thinner this year also.  The first box of A&G I opened was in 2007, they were thick and weighty and protected me from a hurricane-force wind once.
3. If there's one thing I learned is that Gint-a-Cuffs is a ruthless game that leaves me drained from tension each and every year.  Please keep out of the reach of children under 3.

On with the show, this is it.....

Box Topper

Box Loader Insert B-10 Evan Longoria +4

Pack 1
Mini 181-Hutchinson
What Once Would Be 2 Jetpacks +2

Alas, no points for ex-favorite team members.....
Pack Total: 2

Pack 2
Starting Points 77 Cano +2, -1
Mini A World Beneath Our Feet 5 Seven Spotted Ladybug +2
133- Russell

Torii Hunter's card with a less funny funny face this year.....
Pack Total: 3

Pack 3
Mini 164-Beltre (FP +3)
Starting Points 60 Sabathia +2
329 Gardner -1
182 Frazier

Sabathia looking svelte.....
Pack Total: 4

Pack 4
Starting Points 73 Brandon Belt +2, +2 FP
Mini A&G Back 4-Flores +2
Mini Buyback 2009 Porcello +4

Most complicated athlete's name since Matt Tuiasosopo.....
Pack Total: 10

Total Total: 23

Jul 25, 2015

Inkquest: Pat Gillick: 2008 Phillies

Let's start off the Inkquest with a Hall of Famer since it is induction weekend.  Pat Gillick was inducted into the HOF in 2011 through the Veteran's Committee.  He was an executive, as noted on the card, who had presided over successful eras of 4 teams, including the Phillies of 2008.

Role on the 2008 Phillies: Pat Gillick was the GM and head man of the front office for the Phillies from 2006-2008, stepping down after the World Series triumph of 2008.  His most significant trades and signings that contributed to the victory were trading for Brad Lidge during the 2007 offseason (for Geoff Geary, Michael Bourn, and Mike Costanzo), picking up Matt Stairs in August 2008 for Fabio Castro, and trading for Jamie Moyer and Joe Blanton without giving up much of anything.  His most shrewd free agent signing was picking up Jayson Werth during the 2006 offseason.

Card Facts: This is a 2012 Leaf Memories autographed card numbered 25/25, an autographed parallel of the base set.  This was purchased on ebay. 

Jul 19, 2015

Diagnosis: All-Star Break Withdrawal Symptoms Present

July is a month filled with many contradictions.  It is national ice cream month and national pickle month.  It is hot in most of the United States and Europe, and it is cold in San Francisco and Australia.  It is a time of constancy in baseball as teams have established baselines of performance and also a time of change in baseball as the trade deadline approaches.

Then, there is both the brightness and the blight of the MLB All-Star Week.  It is a brightness because of the event itself.  Regardless of the home field advantage conundrum and interleague play, there's always something fun about seeing the players in different caps and uniforms on the field. The first five innings are always a fun time....then comes the darkness (like Chase Utley's 2015 season, there's the tie-in to the picture you were all waiting for).

The last 4 innings are a roster parade, barely resembling a baseball game, but then comes the worst part.  There are two days without baseball afterwards!  When did this change happen? It was bad enough that the Wednesday after the all-star game was a veritable black hole of fan listlessness.  It has spread to another day to torture the obsessed baseball fan.

I could feel myself going through withdrawal.  My hands were shaking, and my eyes were constantly engaged on the scoreboard, hoping that one of the games on the schedule would go live.   It was not to be.  Some other symptoms that I exhibited during these days:

1. Starting saying "it's a long drive to...." whenever I got in the car.
2. Laid out a home set of clothes and away set of clothes for myself before going to work, depending on which site I was going to.
3. Drew the Phillies logo on the wall using finger paint.
4. When I ordered frozen yogurt, I got 9 pieces of each topping.
5. Played  catch with a dog wearing a glove
6. Found tree branches on the ground and carved them into bats of various sizes.
7.  Every time I took a walk, I would count to 90 and then begin again, keeping track of the number of runs I would score on the walk.

I'm just going to say that I was relieved when Friday came, and the summer routine returned.

Jul 5, 2015

Inkquest: Signatures of the Pennant Winning Phillies: Introduction

Not an example of what I'm looking for, though he is connected to Joe Blanton

For those minuscule few who frequent this blog during the long stretches of silence and pondering, I have repopulated the pages portion at the top of the blog.  You will now notice something called Phillies Pennant Winner Inkquest, divided into separate pages for ease of scrolling.

 What is an inkquest?  Why is there such a thing as a quest for ink? No, this is not getting handprints of players on my apartment walls (but good sentiment there).  Nor is it pursuing the infamous Brushogun.  Instead, it is the initiation of a vainglorious collector's quest to get at least one autograph of a player who a) played in the postseason with the Phillies that season, b) had at least 100 PA or 50 IP with the Phillies that year.  The idea is to get as many contributors to the Phillies winning the pennant that year.

The good news for me is that the Philllies as a franchise have had very few appearances in the World Series.  The 1915 team is not really possible for this type of quest, so that only leaves 1950, 1980, 1983, 1993, 2008, and 2009.  All interesting teams with interesting players and some have overarching clever monikers.  It also covers the silver and golden age of Phillies winning baseball (not that many years in their history).

This project has been in the works for awhile, though never really focused on which players to get.  It would be more of the sophomoric "give me" philosophy of acquiring autos.  Hey, there's a Phillies card with an auto on it, let me have that.  This is how I ended up with so many Andrew Carpenter, Zach Segovia, and Joe Bisenius autos, among other prospects and non-prospects of the past.

The key here is to distill the overarching need to be a comprehensive team collector to  a goal that is only semi-unobtainable.  Suffice to say, this quest will consume me just as the ring consumed Frodo or maybe as Galactus attempted to consume Shangri-La?   The bottom line is that I will not be the same person.....I will be happier and feel more accomplished and be forced to learn how to surf.

The criteria for obtaining an auto are simple.  First preference is a certified auto on a card in a Phillies uniform.  That probably doesn't exist for the majority of the players, especially for those on the 1950 Phillies.  Second preference would be a cut auto for older players or a certified auto on their rookie team for more recent players.  Third preference would be a TTM auto on a card.  Fourth preference would be a signed index card or something similar.

Projected date of completion will be the next time the Phillies win the pennant, 2019.  Now, that's an optimistic outlook on both counts.

Jun 26, 2015

VIntage Cards from Jim from Downingtown: A Long Overdue Trade Post

You know, sometimes you get cards and you can't recall how exactly how you stumbled upon them or bought them for? And then there are others that you can picture with such clarity that you recall the color of your socks, where you were, and how much you paid for the cards?

In this new-fangled world of trade by mail,  an assortment of vintage cards must assuredly come from Jim from Downingtown.  (Notice the link goes to his profile; there are so many blogs).

Getting cards from the 60s in the mail is probably the 3rd best card collecting feeling in the world after getting an autograph of your favorite player and ripping open 20 cases of cards in less than 3 nights (not that I've ever done that.)
1964 Topps Dick Williams:  You might better remember Dick Williams as the HOF manager with the killer sunglasses, but here he is finishing out his playing career in Boston.
1966 Topps Lew Krausse: The first card from a team name that doesn't exist, the Kansas City Athletics.  The young prospect was gearing up for his career year in 1966.
1965 Topps Turk Farrell: It's a Colt 45s card!  Now that's a team nickname that didn't last very long or easy to announce.  Farrell started and ended his career with the Phillies, but was a 3 time all star in Houston.
1964 Philadelphia Norm Snead: This is weird, this is a football card posted on this site. It's from a company called Philadelphia, which made football cards in the '60s.  Here he is, at the beginning of his Eagles career. He had over 30000 yards passing and is still 6th all time in interceptions.
1966 Topps Dave Mcnally: He was one of the famed quartet of the 1971 Orioles, which each won 20 games during the season.  That might never happen again until the bullpen becomes someplace where less pitchers hang out.
1963 Topps Dal Maxvill: We're both alumni of the same college, but he got to play with Stan Musial and I did not.

And then to top it off, there were a few 1968 game cards, which gave me the first Mantle card from his playing days I had ever owned (another followed, which will be the subject of another post at some point).  Check out the glory of the Mick, Yaz, and Hammerin' Hank.  (plus I would have a 1.000 OBP in this game and always win because I would never get an out).

Thanks to Jim!

Jun 6, 2015

More 2012 Leaf Memories: Autographs and Airbrushing

Irrationality is a fun little way to conduct operations.  Why do we like certain cards or sets?  Why do we become obsessed in pursuit?  It is a good thing that I can't afford to buy all the sets that I want. Otherwise, all that would be seen is a hand flailing under a flood of cards like those cartoons of characters sinking into lava reaching for the air.....

As time passes, I realize that my card collecting is not so much as a steady trickle of cards as a series of floods punctuated by obsessions.  2012 Leaf Memories was one such of these obsessions.  For some reason, the design sparked an innate urge to get them all.....spoiler, I failed at that.

The reason is because Puig Fever swept the nation, and the price skyrocketed to the point where this became infeasible.  The "additional" base cards, numbered 529 and above were split between rookies and retired players, with all of them numbered to 99.  Prospect names that still resonate three years later include Addison Russell, Byron Buxton, Carlos Correa, Joey Gallo, and, of course, Yasiel Puig.

The retired players portion of the checklist was much easier to track down. Notice that there are blank uniforms and varying pictures of era and tone.
Bob Gibson pitching in what looks like to be against Boston, which may mean this is a photo from the 1967 World Series.
Albert Pujols is modeling his new Angels duds for the first year of his career transition.

Reggie Jackson  during his postseason mashing prime.

Jim Bunning going with the Tigers uniform of his youth.
Whitey Ford with a knowing look that the batter has no chance on this one.

There were also two principal auto types in the set; one was essentially reprints of these high numbered cards, usually with a sticker auto and numbered to 25, and the other was buybacks from the 1990 Leaf set, which were then signed on-card and numbered to the player's uniform number in most cases.  I tried to snag a few and successfully pulled out a couple of Hall of Famers.
Dennis Eckersley is strangely not throwing sidearm in this card from his playing days.  This was from his peak of his powers when the A's were riding high after winning the World Series and sporting a crazy 55:3 K:BB ratio.
Red Schoendienst was both a HOF second baseman and a pennant-winning manager with the Cardinals.    He won two World Series as a player....and this was a surprise for me, with the Milwaukee Braves.  It's appropriate that he has this 1990 designed card since his last managing stint was as an interim manager after replacing Whitey Herzog in the 1990 season.

2012 Leaf Memories is a set that surprisingly maintains a hold on me still even though I have very few actual 1990 Leaf cards....the collecting mind is funny sometimes.