I don't care what you're doing or reading right now. Drop everything and go to Deadspin.com today. It's a Fire Joe Morgan reunion today!
For those who don't know who Fire Joe Morgan was, it was a conglomerate of guys who excoriate bad baseball chats and writing. (who did it for a long time as pseudonyms until one day it was discovered that they were all professional comedy writers, including one guy from The Office, which made the site even more awesome in my eyes). They have been retired for awhile, but read them today and their archives and laugh at some baseball writer banality.
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